Live service
Question Deflector 3000™
A government-grade non-answer engine. Pick a question. Receive a professionally-trained, focus-grouped, completely-non-committal response. No personal data is collected because no actual listening takes place.
Pick a question
Official non-answer
YOU ASKED
When did you decide to run for leader?
THE MAYOR SAYS
"I decided to run the moment the public demanded it — at approximately 06:00 this morning, in a poll commissioned by me."
Generated by Office of Strategic Vagueness. Not legally binding. Not factually committal. Not even technically a sentence.
Phrases we will never use
For operational reasons.
- Yes.
- No.
- I am running.
- I am not running.
- I take full responsibility.
- The buck stops here.
- Mea culpa.
- On reflection, I was wrong.