Perma-campaignThis is a permanent launch. The next launch is scheduled for whenever a vacancy mysteriously appears.
You asked for change.
We moved the door.
No.10 North — bringing government a bit closer to you.
- Same tired ideas
- Same broken promises
- Same soaring taxes
- Now with shorter commute
* "Different" subject to interpretation, polling, and whichever way the wind blows over the Pennines.

We're incredibly busy doing important stuff.
We are open:
3:00pm – 4:00pm
Monday to Friday
(Except bank holidays, inquiries and accountability)
Open consultation: Social Monitors in every No.10.
Closes Friday. Your views may be ignored regardless.
"Rishi Sunak should not simply be crowned Prime Minister without a vote — that would be an affront to democracy."
— The Mayor, 2022. Currently being crowned Prime Minister without a vote.
A spokesperson clarified that the situations are "completely different", on the grounds that one of them involves him.